Thursday, September 24, 2009

Word Verification Balderdash


Word Verification Balderdash is a weekly meme hosted by Sheila at One Person's Journey Through A World Of Books.

Here is what you do. You write down all the word verifications you come across as you are posting comments on other peoples blogs. You then play Balderdash with them. Now for those of you who don't know how to play, you take a made up word and come up with a authentic sounding definition for it. Do this for a week and then post your best ones every Thursday.

Here are mine for this week:

KVDeerC: Are you sick and tired of being shot down by those pesky humans? Well we have the perfect solution for you! Introducing KVDeerC, the 3rd generation of Kevlar body armor designed for the deer who wants to be safe and stylish.

Nozones: Political term referring to those areas of the U.S. Capital building were members of the opposition party, who can only say "No", like to congregate.

Astorme: Atypical thunderstorms that can be identified by the addition of small asteroids amongst the rain and lightning. They are considered very dangerous and a few hundred people across the US lose their lives to these horrific storms.

Bedues: Isses that a fighting couple will take to bed with them. They are rarely ever resolved and tend to linger for years.

Syropsi: Psychological mania identified by a uncontrollable desire to bathe in and consume vast quantities of maple syrup.

11 comments:

Jenny said...

Haha, I like the deer one and the bedues one. =)

ibeeeg said...

This is a fun meme! Bedues is a good one. LOL
and Astorme, yeah, another good one.

Fun!

Jackie said...

Great "words" once again, Ryan. But I thought couples weren't supposed to go to bed mad? Deer Kevlar - awesome!

celi.a said...

Hahaha! OMG, the deer one is hilarious! Also, I've known people with mild cases of Syropsi. Dangerous stuff. Thanks!

Alyssa Kirk @ Teens Read and Write said...

I always forget to do this but love to read yours. Great imagination! Love them all, especially the deer kevlar!

Trisha said...

I've found my syropsi is the main cause of my husband and my bedues. Too fun! I'll have to join in.

Alexia561 said...

Love your words this week! You always come up with such great definitions. My favorite has to be KVDeerC, but loved them all! Great job Ryan!

Sheila (bookjourney) said...

Seriously Ryan - I wish I would have read these earlier - they made my evening!
KVDeerC? GAH! I am still rolling. Your imagination is wonderful!

I think I laughed up a long when I read Bedues. I must make a point never to miss these again! LOL

Sheila (bookjourney) said...

Ok lung... I I laughed up a lung... not a long. LOL

Krista said...

Ha, ha, too funny! Great words , Ryan! LOved KVDeerC and Bedues too funny!

Melissa (My World) said...

Wow Ryan, you really put a lot of thought into these. Great words! I do have to say I love them all but bedues that is a good one.

If you would like to stop by, I just got mine up here. I guess better late than never...
http://melissa-melsworld.blogspot.com/