Word Verification Balderdash

Word Verification Balderdash is a weekly meme hosted by Sheila at One Person's Journey Through A World Of Books.

Here is what you do. You write down all the word verifications you come across as you are posting comments on other peoples blogs. You then play Balderdash with them. Now for those of you who don't know how to play, you take a made up word and come up with a authentic sounding definition for it. Do this for a week and then post your best ones every Thursday.

Here are mine for this week:

KVDeerC: Are you sick and tired of being shot down by those pesky humans? Well we have the perfect solution for you! Introducing KVDeerC, the 3rd generation of Kevlar body armor designed for the deer who wants to be safe and stylish.

Nozones: Political term referring to those areas of the U.S. Capital building were members of the opposition party, who can only say "No", like to congregate.

Astorme: Atypical thunderstorms that can be identified by the addition of small asteroids amongst the rain and lightning. They are considered very dangerous and a few hundred people across the US lose their lives to these horrific storms.

Bedues: Isses that a fighting couple will take to bed with them. They are rarely ever resolved and tend to linger for years.

Syropsi: Psychological mania identified by a uncontrollable desire to bathe in and consume vast quantities of maple syrup.